Noobie Craft v2.0
by Darktossgen (Watch for feedback, Add to favorites)

Terran Marine = Mad Engineer. Weapons: Fusion Cutter w/ Splash, Neutron Flare gun.
Terran Firebat = Laser Pointer 2.0. Weapon: Utter Chaos laser :P
Terran Ghost = Pshychopath with gun. Weapon: Suped up canister rifle.
Terran Vulture = Motorcycle. Weapon: Flechette Grenade.
Terran Tank = OMFG Missile Tank. Weapon: TNT Missiles.
(Sieged)Terran Tank = BigGun Tank. Weapon: Arclite Shock Laser. :devil:
Terran Goliath = Mariath. (Yes. It's a Marine Goliath :P) Weapon: Hidden Gun.
Terran Wraith = ROFLCOPTER Bomber. Weapon: Raider Gun.
Terran Dropship = Public Transportation. Weapon: Bombs ;)
Terran Science Vessel = Spiky Vessel. Weapon: Subterranean Spikes.
Terran BC = Civ-Flinger II. Weapon: OMGWTFNOOB Cannon. :)
[VALKYRIE UNDONE]
Terran SCV = Bouncy Miner. Weapon: Ranged Suicide.
Zerg
Zerg Drone = 1337 Mineral Chucker. Weapon: Minerals! ^^
Zerg Zergling = Dork Flamer. Weapon: FLAME.
Zerg Hydralisk = Rabid Tourist. Weapon: Suicidal Ensnare :P
Zerg Overlord = OMGExplody thing. Weapon: NUKE ITSELF XD

Enjoy.
NOTE: My portraits seem scratchy, any ideas why?
I added some cool Tileset Pallete's for anything that was orange. I recommend trying the Twilight one, its pwnage. :P

EVEN THOUGH THIS MAY SEEM LIKE A CRAPPY MOD, IT IS NOT, I DID NOT LIST ALL EFFECTS ;)

Haha, All tilesets are purplerized. You shall see... >:)

Target Patch Number: 1.13
Includes Basic Stat Changes: YES
Includes Graphic Replacements: YES
Includes Graphic Reprogramming: YES
Includes Portrait or Sound Changes: YES
Includes AI Script Reprogramming: NO
Includes Title/Menu Screen Changes: YES
Includes Tileset Changes: YES
Includes Techtree/Button/Spell or other EXE changes: NO
Includes Other Changes: NO

Downloads: 13400
File name: Noobie Craft.exe
File size: 982096 bytes
Click here to download!


Out of 41 voters, most think this custom is Good!

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1, Raidmax
Date: Apr 18, 2006
Time: 09:53 AM
 
I could never stop playing this!!! GREAT JOB!!!

-exceptional

One more thing when the spikey vessel attacks the game crashes (too bad that looks fun!)

2, techmaster
Date: Apr 20, 2006
Time: 07:18 AM
 
unfourtunatly, the thing crashes only seconds after i load a mission of any race. Im sorry, but i have no choice but to give this a pretty bad because it doesnt even work.

3, kvil0
Date: Apr 20, 2006
Time: 03:12 PM
 
i mean, not being offensive

(complement) its one of the coolest customs i have ever seen

(BAD NEWS!!!!!) i was doing a massive bc attack and it crashed

fix it and man it would be the best ever

4, sangbums2
Date: Apr 22, 2006
Time: 07:41 AM
 
i didnt try this yet but the ranged suicide??? does that even affect any unit it targets? and mineral chuckers?? ingenious
i shall not try it because it crashes
fix it then send it back

by the way, how do you make mods??

5, Cormag
Date: Apr 22, 2006
Time: 09:30 PM
 
AHAHA mineral chuckers :') hilarious

6, DarkLStrike
Date: Apr 23, 2006
Time: 06:09 AM
 
K first off, terran is overpowered,

second, IT CRASHES LIKE CRAZY

third, AHHH MY EYES (u know wat i mean)

sangbums2, its very complicated

7, Cormag
Date: Apr 26, 2006
Time: 09:08 AM
 
this is hilarious! It's only crashed once with me, and that's when i used the spikey vessel...


exceptional

this is hilarious! It's only crashed once with me, and that's when i used the spikey vessel...


exceptional

I liked the civilan shooters too lol

8, ceaser342
Date: Apr 30, 2006
Time: 09:46 PM
 
THIS IS AWESOME. Though the new color patlletes hurt you eyes. The explosions look like black holes! And how did you get a attack button on the drop ship with out memgraft?

9, neptis
Date: May 03, 2006
Time: 11:27 AM
 
ok i relise i am new her on this site and my coments will be wurth nuthing

but:sory no offence sir but it is just to weard for me the minral

chucker was brill and well mthats it

and as techmaster said wtf is the song all about that just made it even wearder

neptis

10, SuiCidAlKiSmEt
Date: May 06, 2006
Time: 07:28 AM
 
A lot of changes but come’ on... It looks like someone on crack made this mod. The error messages where horrible; "If it's not broke, then don't fix it dude... or something". And the units; the eggs were called "OMG its changing!", the Science Facility is called "Smart People Place". Can you make things sound less stupid? You have a lot of potential but you blow it off with this.

I vote Good.

sangbums2, you can learn by looking at the modding tutorials here on StarCraft.org. If you have more questions, go to Warboards.org and post in the Map and Mods section. Making mods isn't complicated, it just takes time.

11, DemonicArchon
Date: May 07, 2006
Time: 04:53 AM
 
LMFAO...Last comment made me laugh lmfao...It ain't bad...Same thing as efore..I didn't like the colors tho :/...It..burned my retinas..

12, techmaster
Date: May 08, 2006
Time: 03:44 AM
 
suicide, even thogugh i didnt try this mod, cuz it crashed, even i get all the jokes. omg its changing and smart people place are actually funny, IF u have a sence of humor.

13, numbchuck101
Date: May 09, 2006
Time: 09:29 AM
 
wish i could give it exceptional, but it's buggy as hell. if i knew how to script i'd try to fix it... but i don't. hope you get it fixed up, it would be one of the funniest mods out there.

14, SuiCidAlKiSmEt
Date: May 12, 2006
Time: 06:23 AM
 
Sure its funny. For the other poeple on crack...

The names didn't bug me, I thought they were just weird. :/
Other than that, it was a good modification is seen in a while.

15, snipinzerglings
Date: May 13, 2006
Time: 10:31 PM
 
it disconnects you while your on battle.net, why is that?

16, andman
Date: May 17, 2006
Time: 11:42 AM
 
it disconnects from battle.net because no one else has it unless you had some frineds and you each downloaded this mod and played it it would work

17, snipinzerglings
Date: May 19, 2006
Time: 06:05 AM
 
Ohhhh....Thanks!

18, ceaser342
Date: May 20, 2006
Time: 02:08 PM
 
Comment: 16

No offense but with the number of times thats been asked I thought to word was out...

Anyway Its a awesome mod except for the colors they BURN! It only crashes for me when I use the Overlord or the Science vessel not bad for a mod that does all this. Its Good for something with noob in the title

19, Leethered
Date: May 20, 2006
Time: 03:08 PM
 
It's a VERY NICE start, but, it has WAY to many bugs! it crashes for almost everything... and the purple... It looks like a little girl took a paintbrush to it!

For the Motherland! For Stalin! For the People!!

20, wellslv
Date: May 22, 2006
Time: 01:01 PM
 
ZOMG d00d you roXX0Rs @ teh M0dDZORS!

Seriously, this is a halarious and ingenius mod! The names of buildings, units, everything, is very funny, and the weapons are genius. Pure genius. If you could fix the problems with the game crashing, and maybe the horrible retina-burning colors, then this mod would be perfect.

Also, how did you change the color of the cursor in-game? What program do you have to download? I must know your secrets!!!

21, Hydralisk241105
Date: May 24, 2006
Time: 10:15 AM
 
Do me a favor please?

1, USE ICE if you havent already and get rid of the crashes

2, Post a list of all the crashes.

I love the units but it hurts my eyes so just play the original Noobycraft

22, Colton
Date: May 25, 2006
Time: 10:38 AM
 
I have a good mod...but i cant post it on the site.i dont know where. Nice mod though its hilarious!

23, imnothere
Date: May 28, 2006
Time: 12:51 AM
 
OMFG it crashes like hell, but it's awsome, just dont make it crash like hell

24, TheCritic
Date: Jun 05, 2006
Time: 03:20 PM
 
After 5 secs my eyes started to ache and i really do mean 5 secs!

25, Darktossgen
Date: Jun 07, 2006
Time: 05:36 AM
 
Okay, just two things: One:
[Do me a favor please?

1, USE ICE if you havent already and get rid of the crashes]
Ice=Crash MAKER. I use IceCC.
Two: What are the primary things you need me to do (besides crashes)?

Also, new update soon.

26, InfestedNick
Date: Jun 17, 2006
Time: 01:29 AM
 
the game was very painful to watch, the buildings got me all mixed up, and it crashed every time i played it from 5 to 20 minutes in.

27, stonehand
Date: Jun 30, 2006
Time: 01:00 PM
 
Whoa! Wierdness x10. It's okay, BUT there is the crashes when:

-An overlord goes to close to one of my units((O.o))

-Whenever I start typing

These are the only problems I faced. Other than at, it's... odd...

28, Pronogo
Date: Jul 09, 2006
Time: 06:50 AM
 
WTF!!!!!!!!!! every time i start map it crashes and it looks so gewd... any suggestions???

and, wtf u talkin bout bad colors... they r overthetop! [in a gewd way] and also the tileset iz awesome!!!!!!!!!

but it sux that i cant play it w/o it crashing after 1 sec...

29, Pronogo
Date: Jul 13, 2006
Time: 04:05 AM
 
also, the words "ALLYOURBASEAREBELONGTOUS" is a cheat in Warcraft 3... anyways... the cheat makes u win instantly... IF U HAVE W3, HAVE FUN!!!

this is from my friend...

i haven't played the gameyet but it sounds fun... i think i'll just cheat for awhile then maybe only make one turret save and let myself die then load it and see what happens with two turrets !!!

lol

HAHA

stop bitch slapping me friend...

30, HangingDeath
Date: Jul 24, 2006
Time: 02:24 AM
 
LOL THE MUTAS SHOOT GOLIATH TURRETS LOL ok very good mod just a wee bit to many bugs...btw when i made a guardian it went all spazo and wandered around super fast killing everything...is it supposed to do that?...

Serve The Swarm!

31, Doomsdaydave11
Date: Jul 27, 2006
Time: 04:33 AM
 
lol bugorama

32, techmaster
Date: Aug 02, 2006
Time: 03:07 PM
 
it crashes to all hell CONSTANTLY, but i really want to say this:

It doesnt look like it was MADE by someone on crack. This mod looks like someone forcible FED THE GAME CRACK COCAIN THROUGH A TUBE, ALONG WITH STEROIDS, STIMS, POT, ALCHOHOL, and ANYTHING ELSE psychadelic i forgot to mention.

(btw, im not ranting, im joking )

33, Fokatukc
Date: Aug 09, 2006
Time: 07:52 AM
 
Sweet mod. But it crashes SO MUCH!! If I make an ovie atk, it crashes

34, mattpk
Date: Aug 12, 2006
Time: 12:57 AM
 
too manty crashes but great!

crashes on the eexplodey
thing

35, GhostWarrior07
Date: Aug 20, 2006
Time: 07:47 AM
 
I was ROFLMAO untill the game crashed, Nice Mod!!!!

36, slayedman
Date: Aug 24, 2006
Time: 01:05 AM
 
How do you play it?

37, ruki574574
Date: Aug 24, 2006
Time: 04:26 PM
 
HAHAHAHAHAH AHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

38, Tarnasa
Date: Aug 28, 2006
Time: 10:12 PM
 
Y wont it let me play it each time i try it brings up SC

--------------------------------Janner------------------------

HOW THE HECK DO U GET IT TO WORK???

srry if thats a newby question...

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39, mrboboob
Date: Aug 30, 2006
Time: 07:52 AM
 
1: you download the .exe
2: double click the .exe
3: starcraft will run
4: play any 1 player map

40, slayedman
Date: Aug 30, 2006
Time: 09:19 AM
 
hahahhahahahhahahhaha!!!!!!
exceptional!!! Invisible buildings, overminds!!!

I love the tanks!
It's awesome...until it crashes.T_T
The Mad Engineer is...is,is..,,is,,,flying!!!!!!

I'm going to tell yo moma if yo dot lyke tis!!!

Protoss is boring.
OOOOOH................
glowy thingy-majiggers!

Zerg is civilian! What's up wid dat!?

DIE!!!! ZERG!

41, slayedman
Date: Aug 31, 2006
Time: 10:21 AM
 
Why is it alwayssssss crashing!?!?!?!??!?!

42, K7Armageddon
Date: Aug 31, 2006
Time: 11:11 AM
 
Because the maker didn't thoroughly check his scripts!!!!!!!!!
>_>

43, slayedman
Date: Sep 01, 2006
Time: 12:53 AM
 
Every time I assault the enemy it CRASHES!!!

44, slayedman
Date: Sep 01, 2006
Time: 03:22 AM
 
I will pledge I'll only use the owning CIV LAUNCHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
II

45, Tarnasa
Date: Sep 01, 2006
Time: 09:18 AM
 
dang i tryied it but it wouldnt work it just did normal starcraft

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46, lawrenc
Date: Sep 16, 2006
Time: 04:20 AM
 
it's so *#&$@ cool! Note: the firebat picture comes out all fuzzy...

47, kedama
Date: Sep 24, 2006
Time: 02:11 AM
 
PLZ FIX CRASHES
I STARTED PLAYING AND LIKE 15 SECS AFTER IT CRASHES
anyways it looks cool
but ill say it again
FIX THE CRASHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

48, lawrenc
Date: Oct 03, 2006
Time: 04:04 AM
 
oh, yeah,it crashes when the &#*$ overlord tries to kill somebody

49, MaxedOutBC
Date: Oct 10, 2006
Time: 08:30 AM
 
ARG now i know what they meant by their eyes...

it seems cool with lots of potential, but its soooooo buggy! it crashed less than two minutes into the game! make sure you fix up the the bugs and crashes!!

50, coolhunt
Date: Oct 16, 2006
Time: 01:11 AM
 
Hi
how i can create a starcraft mod
or du you know a mod tool/editor???

please i need a Questiooooooon

51, coolhunt
Date: Oct 16, 2006
Time: 04:14 PM
 
i need a answer*

52, MaxedOutBC
Date: Oct 19, 2006
Time: 08:26 AM
 
to coolhunt:

you can create a starcraft mod w/ several tools. For a beginner, download WinMPQ, Datedit, MPQdraft and maybe TBLpad. They can all be found on this site. i wont explain how they work, but there are plenty of tuts all over the internet (inlcuding here).


53, Almightynoob
Date: Oct 23, 2006
Time: 08:55 AM
 
the color is too bright.. like some1 said- MY EYES!!

54, vi3tkid244
Date: Oct 25, 2006
Time: 12:11 PM
 
GUH HELP ME UN-DOWNLOAD THIS THING...its weird! plz tell me how to un download

55, CombatDoc101
Date: Oct 30, 2006
Time: 08:04 AM
 
THIS-IS-SWEET! the only problem is the crashes!

EXCELLENT!

56, alien12058
Date: Nov 04, 2006
Time: 12:04 PM
 
its awesome but it never lets me get a drop ship without crashing

57, brobro
Date: Nov 08, 2006
Time: 04:37 AM
 
this is an allsome mob but it crashes way 2much (i like the build bunker any were ) evey things allsome it just crashes fix it and it woob be the best mod ever keep up the good work

58, Muzz
Date: Nov 09, 2006
Time: 11:29 AM
 
this is the greatest mod ever!! acid trip mod!!!!!!!!!!

59, alien12058
Date: Nov 12, 2006
Time: 09:52 AM
 
i hate how when the hydralalisasis atack they make a thing that dransforms into a thing that turns into this thing that sorry i misspelled all those words and everthing but back to the talking a thing that turns into a spore colony or a sunken colony but you cant turn it into nothing the ghosts can fly and everything is weird with the terrean but it always crhasis you ned to fixthat i can never get the flying guys hoo shots out throwupy stuff or something like that i want to see what that does the protoes does not change though

im have the 60th comment yaee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no i dont


BOOOOOO!!

60, alien12058
Date: Nov 18, 2006
Time: 10:26 AM
 
fix the game crhasses yes i have the 60 comment

61, Alpha503
Date: Nov 18, 2006
Time: 10:49 PM
 
shoulda been earilier I can't down load it becouse My SC disk broke but, I'll be sure to check it out.

-No Rating-

Moving down the line-503
I wanted #60

62, JReaper
Date: Nov 21, 2006
Time: 06:50 AM
 
This is pretty fun.


63, neptis
Date: Dec 16, 2006
Time: 06:17 AM
 
well i take bac my origonal ststment this is aculy a good mod, its just the bloody song its to weard man just to weard

neptis

64, soulhunta
Date: Dec 20, 2006
Time: 10:52 AM
 
dude this game is rad!!

n ppl how the hell do the colors hurt ur eyes
they r awesome
crackheads


talk about rigged 4 terran
but its still awesome


grrr
crashed wit scv
damn

65, Suicidal123
Date: Dec 21, 2006
Time: 06:29 AM
 
game is sweet but it crashes way to much

66, TheInfested
Date: Jan 10, 2007
Time: 09:57 AM
 
it crashed after 50 seconds the 1st time, after 35 seconds the 2nd time, and after 5 seconds the 3rd time!

AND THAT MAKES ME CRAZY!!!!

Oh and by the way It toasted my eyes. Still, it deserves a good
'cause its CRAZZZY! And I love everythin' CRAZZY!


CRAZZZZZZY!!!!!!

67, Doomsdaydave11
Date: Jan 16, 2007
Time: 06:39 AM
 
This rocks!
EXP!
This game crashes alot.
I can't imagine why.

pwnage factor, 1337ness armor- lol

68, Doomsdaydave11
Date: Jan 16, 2007
Time: 10:28 AM
 
edit:
whoa!
i forgot i already played this and commented.
sry.

69, CrazyLing11
Date: Jan 19, 2007
Time: 09:02 AM
 
oh crap, it wont play on my comp, every time i play, it goes black rite away and it says, i experienced a problem, and i have to close the program! WTF???

70, Jossos
Date: Feb 17, 2007
Time: 07:52 AM
 
YAY i may not hav gotten #60, but I GOT #70!!!

Great mod. I dont know if anyone has told you this, BUT IT CRASHES ALL THE TIME!!! I'd love to see all the interesting features, but i gotta say IT CRASHES ALL THE TIME!!!
Next mod after you fix everything, SCREW WITH THE PROTOSS!!!

SCREW WITH THE PROTOSS!!!
i voted exceptional, because it is the best mod ever!!! (for starcraft)

71, infestedLORD2012
Date: Feb 23, 2007
Time: 02:55 PM
 
its crash-o-rama in the campaigns but on custom game it will survive until the enemy attacks me then -=-=-=-=C R A S H=-=-=-=-
and i dont get the begginning theme song i'll play it out: "we get signal, wat, main-screen-turn-on, it's n00b, how are you gentlemen are your base are belong to us you have no chance o' survive-make your time hahaha, wat u say?, you r on teh wave too destuction-make your time ahahahaha, wat happen, someone set up us teh bod" now that's fucked up. REMAKE IT

72, Starcraft101
Date: Mar 17, 2007
Time: 02:29 AM
 
NO OFFENCE MAN

1. IT CRASHED
2.TERRAN TO CRAZY
3. I WILL BE COLL IF YOU REMAKE IT YOU NOW FIX IT

73, bnbn1382
Date: Mar 22, 2007
Time: 11:52 AM
 
In my comp it says unable to locate to patch...
crashed??""

74, ZXall
Date: Mar 30, 2007
Time: 07:55 AM
 
It's Great!!! But there seems to be a problem with the firebat portrait, and one of the terran buildings, i'm not sure which one.

75, Pronogo
Date: Apr 25, 2007
Time: 07:20 AM
 
I will say three things: Techmaster's drug comment (32) was hilarious!

This mod rocks but (for the twelve-millionth time) it crashes like hell fix or u shall die in bed by my little-ax-minions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the third: I like applesauce.

IT ROCKZZZZZZZZZZZZ

76, DarthVantos
Date: May 01, 2007
Time: 01:22 AM
 
Ewww my crashed az soon az i tryed to PLAY

Why DOes it crash to much!!!! i can bbearly play :'(

77, BlackDreamMenkai
Date: May 07, 2007
Time: 03:20 PM
 
Ths Game Rocks!



But the bad point is that it CRASHES LIKE FN HELL,as soon as i attacked one of my enemys it crashed.By the way the tilesets burn my eyes, AHHHH.


Fix thew buggy stuff and this game would be awesome.Keep up the good work!

78, masterofhobbiton
Date: May 23, 2007
Time: 11:39 AM
 
I can only run it far enough to hear the zero wing intro over the menu screen; whenever I make a game it crashes. PB...

79, bomber7
Date: Jun 05, 2007
Time: 06:48 AM
 
So many people blame the crashes off of bad scripts. But you fail to see other possibilities. Such as the lo? files. That is the main source of crashes in my mods. Luckily i fixed them all and I'm waiting for them to fix the mod database so i can host my mod. In my mod any building that can lift off has a weapon (auto firing)

80, IrishFolk
Date: Jun 20, 2007
Time: 07:46 AM
 
Hello

81, bloodjunkie244
Date: Jul 14, 2007
Time: 12:23 PM
 
hey it crashed on me in like the first min

82, Starcraft787878
Date: Jul 22, 2007
Time: 06:12 AM
 
O_o Yeah..uh...fix the colors...and..uh..just a thought..MAYBE FIX THE CRASHING TOO AND WE WILL ALL STOP RANTING ABOUT IT!

83, Observer
Date: Aug 03, 2007
Time: 08:12 AM
 
My first comment.... Anyway, are you able to undo these mods? I don't wanna download a mod and then it stuck like that, so, can anyone answer my question?

84, Observer
Date: Aug 06, 2007
Time: 03:10 PM
 
Anyone there??? I need an answer!!

85, Observer
Date: Aug 08, 2007
Time: 02:41 AM
 
Ok, so I am the only one who has been posting on this for several days?!?!?!?

86, Observer
Date: Aug 10, 2007
Time: 03:09 PM
 
AARRRGGHHHHHH!!!!! CAN SOMEONE ANSWER ME?!??!?!?!?!

87, Observer
Date: Aug 13, 2007
Time: 05:12 AM
 
ROFLOL Copter! So funny! We laughed so hard...

88, tort
Date: Aug 15, 2007
Time: 05:01 AM
 
Its a cool mod but it crashes when I attack with an overlord.
This would be cool if it didnt crash

does the overlord attack?

it crashes too much

89, ViralDemon
Date: Nov 26, 2007
Time: 03:58 PM
 
Crashes very often in many different situations.

90, OtmShankIiI
Date: Jan 29, 2008
Time: 04:39 AM
 
The Overlords make the game crash cause they don't have any attack animation, I think [:|]

The same to Spiky Vessels

HILARIOUS! --GOOD-- (CRASH!)

91, OtmShankIiI
Date: Feb 08, 2008
Time: 06:46 AM
 
Sry by double-posting but I really liked this:

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/6994/wasdtk1.png

LOL. Copy/paste it in the URL and you'll see...

92, ShadowOperations
Date: Mar 31, 2008
Time: 10:22 AM
 
You should have added this to Elite!!! Its one of the best, and craziest mods out there! Good Job! (I might want to fix the crashes though)

93, jello12
Date: May 24, 2008
Time: 08:06 AM
 
It crashes like **** it sux so bad. Pretty bad

Do you enjoy watching StarCraft games played between pros?
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(55%, 73 votes)
Yes  - 73 votes (55%)
No
(11%, 14 votes)
No - 14 votes (11%)
I don't watch enough to be able to form an informed opinion, really
(35%, 46 votes)
I don't watch enough to be able to form an informed opinion, really - 46 votes (35%)