Starcraft

Three little Terrans [three little pigs]
By PT32, 2008

There was once a Marine, a Firebat, and a Ghost that decided to build Command Centers. They agreed that "in two months, we'll check up on each other." The Marine found a plastic factory and asked the operator for some plastic.

"You go right ahead, sonny," the guy said. So the Marine built a Command Center with the plastic and sat down to enjoy it.
Then came the Swarm.
The Zerg were on a killing spree, and thought to destroy the structure. As the Marine watched first in laughter, then in screams, the Hydralisks ate through the plastic with their needle spines [containing acid] and stormed up to his position. Unfortunately, the Marine had no spare ammo.
Meanwhile, the Firebat had done the same thing, but his Center was made out of wood. After they consumed the poor marine, the Zerg came for the Firebat. Sadly, he forgot that wood burns quite easily. He promptly blew himself up, taking minimal Zerg casualties.
The Ghost, however, had used steel. So when the Zerg came after him, he held them off. Then, the Zerg saw that the chimney for the galley was open, and proceeded to climb in. The Ghost had made some extremely hot stew in the kettle in the chimney, and all the Zerg melted in it [yes, it was that hot]. He then offered some Hydralisk stew to the hot young medic who happened to be staying at his Center. Moral? USE YOUR BRAINS, STUPID!!!!!!!