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What really happens in starcraft games. Well, What are your units really thinking and what REALLY happens? Have fun reading these! |
1. What really happens in Starcraft games...
2. What really happens in SC games. Part 2...
What really happens in SC games. Part 2...
Author: jello12
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What Really Happens in StarCraft games: Protoss Version
Well, Since the last one was so popular and because of a request. I made this one. Which is protoss instead of Terran. Some units, I'm not sure what they say. It sounds like gibberish to me (High templar for one example) So i'll just guess. ^_^..
OH! And another thing before it starts. Swearing and other innapropriate content has been taken out, cause I based this on an original game. Another original, game O_o...enjoy!
"Beep beep beep"
Hmmm. What happened? I made a beeping sound why? Oh well, it didn't matter. All I knew was that I had found myself Inside a little suit with spikey things at the back...I feared to think what those were for.
"Jukon"
Hmmm? Whats a 'Jukon' and why did I say it? Next thing I knew I was, seemingly going around in circles....
Abc[123]: Hee hee, my Probe is dancing!
Jello12[MG]: lmao, Nub.
Abc[123]: No really. I can't stop it!
Jello12[MG]: Stop being a retard
...I began too feel really dizzy when,
"Jukon"
I said it again. Why would I do that? I looked too my left and there were these shining things. There were other people with pokey butts and I decided to go over there.
When I finally got there, I noticed there were picking up something. It looked like tiny chunks of the Pretty shiny things. I decided i'd do the same.
I went over to one and wondered how I could get it off. By the time I got an idea I was already heading back to a large building with the stuff in my hands.
I was going to go in the Building to stare at its beauty when...It disappeared...
I decided it was a coincidence and went to go get more. The same thing happened. I went back and-
"Jukon"
Turned the other direction. I went to an empty spot and I heard a whirring sound. Soon a shiny shimmering light thing appeared.
Whoa! This was twenty times better than those things back there! I was so excited I made two more. Soon, one appeared and it was a crystal, ooh. So shiny.
"Jukon"
Well back to the other shiny stuff. I was thinking of a way too get it when it was near me. I went back to the building too examine it and it disappeared! I went back to get more and....
"My life for Aiur!"
Whats an Aiur? Sounds like "Higher".
"For Adun!"
Why would I do anything for a dune? After I said that I began running toward a narrow slot canyon. I went in it and suddenly stopped. Ooh, Scary...It seemed as if the walls were going to collapse. I Turned around and could see several tall metal beings with blades for hands waddling toward me. No not walking, waddling.
It somehow reminded me of a duck. It only needed the looks and a quacking sound. I turned around and there were Humans with giant guns headed my way...
Avenged77[Ts]: w00t!!! Go rines go!
Abc[123]: ahhhhh
Jello12[MG]: Somehow I sense this game will be boring.
Avenged77[Ts]: I weel keel...
I looked at my hands and whoa! There was no hands. Just knifes! Was I one of the Waddling people? Next thing I knew I was heading toward the one Human people with guns. They were shooting at me with their big guns. It honestly felt like Air-soft bullets. I easily went thru them and Split the shooter in half. Whoa! That was gory!
The only thing I could see was blood and guts on the ground...
Abc[123]: Owned! wooooo
Jello12[MG]: DUDE SHUT UP
Avenged77[Ts]: Abc just shut up. Your such a nub.
Abc[123]: Don't make me Trojan you.
Jello12[MG]: Thats one thing mankind doesn't need. 10 year olds armed wit Trojans.
Abc[123]: I'm 11....
"I have Returned"
I'm not home. And why did I say that in a dramatical voice.
"Awaiting Instructions"
What the...
"Confirmed"
Next thing I knew I was heading to a Crystal, Which appeared to have a spikey butted thing staring at it. I stopped, Looked behind me and a giant four-legged spider was after me! I ran some more! Then I stopped. Why I stopped I don't know. The spider thing stopped and began some up and down dance...I realized that I was going up and down too. It made me feel sick.
"Initiating"
I moved toward a dirt wall. I looked up in search of something. But I couldn't see anything...
Jello12[MG]: cough cough! Lurked!
Avenged77[Ts]: Nice, you killed a rine. Good thing I have my trusty comsat ;)
Abc[123]: Jello I'm protoss I have Photon Cannons!
Jello12[MG]: Are you sure you know which ones the photon cannon?
Avenged77[Ts]: He has a higher chance of finding the Photon cannon then u do.
Jello12[MG]: Well cause ima zerg playa!
Abc[123]: I play everything.
Jello12[MG]: Indeed you do ;)
"Kasah A dindri Hari"
Whats that? A Kasah of dinihairy?
"It shall be done"
What will? I began floating, yes floating not walking toward some scary Spider things. I stopped in front of them. In the distance I could see Little Red-dog things running at me. They got here and they were screaming in some weird language. One hit me and it tickled, I ran away. While the Spider things fought I watched on.
Then, I rose my hand up and muttered some gibberish and some lighting came down and struck the Red things and made them explode! It was exciting. They were followed by more weird things.
I rose my hand and said a different thing. This time two spiderish things appeared out of no where! I felt really tired and I needed more energy.
I didn't have time to relax.
As soon as the red things were gone Me, Some things that left weird hallucinated trails behind, the spider things, and some monsters with blades as hands went walking toward. The exit to the canyon. I tried to restrain by hitting the canyon wall and walking away from it but then I had the urge of going back to the exit! I'm not controlling me!
Later, We had walked a ways when We saw some building in the distance. It was metal with green spots. We walked near it then the sword things in front began getting pelted by millions upon millions of bullets.
At least it seemed millions. One of the buildings exploded and little people with large guns were in its place. And how were they not killed in the explosion?
One of the people with the trails behind them. Rose his hand up and said some spell. Lighting came upon the poor people and they exploded into guts and blood...
Abc[123]: W000T OWNAGE!
Avenged77[Ts]: OOH! im not a Terran playerr!
Avenged77[Ts]: Player*
Jello12[MG]: Whats happening?
Abc[123]: I'm owning Avenged.
Jello12[MG]: Have fun...
"Adun To reign us"
I don't want no one reigning me. Especially with someone with a gay name like Adun.
I stood by A building that looked like some futuristic police station. I looked at my hands and I couldn't see them!! I was invisible! As I stood Embracing the moment I saw some Red things in the backround.
Soon they were swarming the base. They were dog-like creatures. They were followed by things that shot acid...
Jello12[MG]: Hey avenged your base totaled?
Abc[123]: Oh no my base!
Avenged77[Ts]: Well, I held him off with sum tanks
Jello12[MG]: awww
Abc[123]: NO! JELLO U STUOPID RETARD!
Jello12[MG]: wheres the cannonz?
Abc[123]: I forgot to build em...
...We were being swarmed. It wasn't good. I was slicing at the things as fast as I could. They seemed to be going for the Spikey butted things and the Shiny crystals....
"You think as I do"
I began moving away from the Humans. I was pooped out. I had made lighting again and it was tiring. Good thing we were heading back to the base.
I began to be happy about resting when I saw more red things. But this time they had buddies...
Oh no. Me and all the other people ran toward them and began killing them.
Soon enough they were killed... One of the other Lighting things glided toward me. He nodded his head and we both ran at each other. We collided and...
"The merging is complete"
...We were one huge guy. I was so proud. I seemed to be taller and...There was ships in the distance. They were heading toward us...They flew above me and I attacked!
Whoa! I had like a frikkin' superpower! I ad alot of energy too and wasn't tired! Well the ship Stopped and people appeared under it.
They ran up toward us and Began Firing at us. Before I knew it I was surrounded. Soon after I *Explosion*
"We are Risen"
Its me the Invisible guy again. I ran into another invisible guy (I couldn't see him) and we seem to have turned red.
At 1st I thought it was just alot of blood but I didnt feel any pain. We began Gliding toward the entrance of the canyon.
A few minutes passed then We saw some tanks coming our way. I focused on one and it changed colors! Without a paintjob chnage! It was a true miracle....
*Phoosh*
I was a tank...But how? Suddenly I got the urge too Serve some greasy old guy named adun and *boom*...
....I watched as my "Miracle" Got blown to pieces As the other tanks and infantry ripped it apart...
Abc[123]: Dangit!
Avenged77[Ts]: Well, It was surrounded by my guys. Do you think it actually woulda survived if you mced it?
Jello12[MG]: haha, now thats pretty stupid...
"Teleport Successful"
I looked down. I was in the air and I suppose I did teleport from somewhere...But where. Oh well it didnt matter. From up here I could see anything! Speaking of seeing anything, In the distance I saw red people and green people fighting. While the people below me were blue.
I saw flying Red things tear the green things apart. When there was no more green stuff. They headed toward me...
I heard their screams when they were still a mile away. They got within the borders of my city and I began shooting missiles at them. They looked like dragons mainly cause of the wings. They were actually quite graceful. But sadly, Before I had a chance to explore I...*BOOM*
Abc[123]: NOOOOO
Jello12[MG]: YESSSS
Avenged77[Ts]: Gaaaaayyyy
Jello12[MG]: Did you just call me gay?
Avenged77[Ts]: maybe...
"It is a good day too die"
I didn't wanna die. But I don't wanna argue with that. It was nice and sunny and a warm day. The Tundra looked so promi...
Wait! When did I get in the middle of an iceworld? I looked down and whoa...I was far up.
"Haha at last!"
I began moving toward the middle of the canyon. In the distance I could see dragon type things killing a green village...
*Avenged77[Ts] was eliminated*
Avenged77[Ts]: Ahhh crap
*Avenged77[Ts] has left the game*
Jello12[MG]: heh heh...Don;t call meh gehy again!
Abc[123]: Can I call you gay?
Jello12[MG]: ummm, no
Abc[123]: Dangit, ur gay XD
Jello12[MG]: :) You just caused your army alot of pain...
...The flying dragons were flying toward me. Before I knew it I was heading toward them at top speed! We met at a cliff about a mile away from My base. They swarmed me and *explosion*
"Carrier has arrived"
That sounded like a postman thing to say! Oh well. Immediatly I saw some Dragon things heading toward me. They swarmed the whole base. I looked at the ground and every building was getting destroyed.
Why wasn't I attacked?
Right after I thought that, a little thing come out of a portal on my ships sto...Whoa ship!?!?
Anyways, It came out...What a pathetic little thing...It was horrible. It barely even did damage and it was slow at shooting. Kinda like something on starwars. Once that little thing started killing all the beasts looked right at me and flew at me. From that moment on, I knew, I was screwed...
Jello12[MG]: w00000
Abc[123]: omg, I didnt even get to recall some ppl.
Jello12[MG]: W000
*Abc[123] has been eliminated*
Jello12[MG]: Its been a good game to all and to all a good night.
*Abc[123] has left the game*
*Jello12[MG] has left the game*
That was another one of the what really happens in Starcraft! This game is actually based on a real game except I came in 2nd. Avenged won cause hes a frikkin' pro at owning Zerg.
Well I hoped you like and remember.
Be careful of what you do to your units, They have feelings as well.
Jello12
Note: I resubmitted cause of the announcement...Yeah. Ha. So repost comments if you feel the need to.
Well, Since the last one was so popular and because of a request. I made this one. Which is protoss instead of Terran. Some units, I'm not sure what they say. It sounds like gibberish to me (High templar for one example) So i'll just guess. ^_^..
OH! And another thing before it starts. Swearing and other innapropriate content has been taken out, cause I based this on an original game. Another original, game O_o...enjoy!
"Beep beep beep"
Hmmm. What happened? I made a beeping sound why? Oh well, it didn't matter. All I knew was that I had found myself Inside a little suit with spikey things at the back...I feared to think what those were for.
"Jukon"
Hmmm? Whats a 'Jukon' and why did I say it? Next thing I knew I was, seemingly going around in circles....
Abc[123]: Hee hee, my Probe is dancing!
Jello12[MG]: lmao, Nub.
Abc[123]: No really. I can't stop it!
Jello12[MG]: Stop being a retard
...I began too feel really dizzy when,
"Jukon"
I said it again. Why would I do that? I looked too my left and there were these shining things. There were other people with pokey butts and I decided to go over there.
When I finally got there, I noticed there were picking up something. It looked like tiny chunks of the Pretty shiny things. I decided i'd do the same.
I went over to one and wondered how I could get it off. By the time I got an idea I was already heading back to a large building with the stuff in my hands.
I was going to go in the Building to stare at its beauty when...It disappeared...
I decided it was a coincidence and went to go get more. The same thing happened. I went back and-
"Jukon"
Turned the other direction. I went to an empty spot and I heard a whirring sound. Soon a shiny shimmering light thing appeared.
Whoa! This was twenty times better than those things back there! I was so excited I made two more. Soon, one appeared and it was a crystal, ooh. So shiny.
"Jukon"
Well back to the other shiny stuff. I was thinking of a way too get it when it was near me. I went back to the building too examine it and it disappeared! I went back to get more and....
"My life for Aiur!"
Whats an Aiur? Sounds like "Higher".
"For Adun!"
Why would I do anything for a dune? After I said that I began running toward a narrow slot canyon. I went in it and suddenly stopped. Ooh, Scary...It seemed as if the walls were going to collapse. I Turned around and could see several tall metal beings with blades for hands waddling toward me. No not walking, waddling.
It somehow reminded me of a duck. It only needed the looks and a quacking sound. I turned around and there were Humans with giant guns headed my way...
Avenged77[Ts]: w00t!!! Go rines go!
Abc[123]: ahhhhh
Jello12[MG]: Somehow I sense this game will be boring.
Avenged77[Ts]: I weel keel...
I looked at my hands and whoa! There was no hands. Just knifes! Was I one of the Waddling people? Next thing I knew I was heading toward the one Human people with guns. They were shooting at me with their big guns. It honestly felt like Air-soft bullets. I easily went thru them and Split the shooter in half. Whoa! That was gory!
The only thing I could see was blood and guts on the ground...
Abc[123]: Owned! wooooo
Jello12[MG]: DUDE SHUT UP
Avenged77[Ts]: Abc just shut up. Your such a nub.
Abc[123]: Don't make me Trojan you.
Jello12[MG]: Thats one thing mankind doesn't need. 10 year olds armed wit Trojans.
Abc[123]: I'm 11....
"I have Returned"
I'm not home. And why did I say that in a dramatical voice.
"Awaiting Instructions"
What the...
"Confirmed"
Next thing I knew I was heading to a Crystal, Which appeared to have a spikey butted thing staring at it. I stopped, Looked behind me and a giant four-legged spider was after me! I ran some more! Then I stopped. Why I stopped I don't know. The spider thing stopped and began some up and down dance...I realized that I was going up and down too. It made me feel sick.
"Initiating"
I moved toward a dirt wall. I looked up in search of something. But I couldn't see anything...
Jello12[MG]: cough cough! Lurked!
Avenged77[Ts]: Nice, you killed a rine. Good thing I have my trusty comsat ;)
Abc[123]: Jello I'm protoss I have Photon Cannons!
Jello12[MG]: Are you sure you know which ones the photon cannon?
Avenged77[Ts]: He has a higher chance of finding the Photon cannon then u do.
Jello12[MG]: Well cause ima zerg playa!
Abc[123]: I play everything.
Jello12[MG]: Indeed you do ;)
"Kasah A dindri Hari"
Whats that? A Kasah of dinihairy?
"It shall be done"
What will? I began floating, yes floating not walking toward some scary Spider things. I stopped in front of them. In the distance I could see Little Red-dog things running at me. They got here and they were screaming in some weird language. One hit me and it tickled, I ran away. While the Spider things fought I watched on.
Then, I rose my hand up and muttered some gibberish and some lighting came down and struck the Red things and made them explode! It was exciting. They were followed by more weird things.
I rose my hand and said a different thing. This time two spiderish things appeared out of no where! I felt really tired and I needed more energy.
I didn't have time to relax.
As soon as the red things were gone Me, Some things that left weird hallucinated trails behind, the spider things, and some monsters with blades as hands went walking toward. The exit to the canyon. I tried to restrain by hitting the canyon wall and walking away from it but then I had the urge of going back to the exit! I'm not controlling me!
Later, We had walked a ways when We saw some building in the distance. It was metal with green spots. We walked near it then the sword things in front began getting pelted by millions upon millions of bullets.
At least it seemed millions. One of the buildings exploded and little people with large guns were in its place. And how were they not killed in the explosion?
One of the people with the trails behind them. Rose his hand up and said some spell. Lighting came upon the poor people and they exploded into guts and blood...
Abc[123]: W000T OWNAGE!
Avenged77[Ts]: OOH! im not a Terran playerr!
Avenged77[Ts]: Player*
Jello12[MG]: Whats happening?
Abc[123]: I'm owning Avenged.
Jello12[MG]: Have fun...
"Adun To reign us"
I don't want no one reigning me. Especially with someone with a gay name like Adun.
I stood by A building that looked like some futuristic police station. I looked at my hands and I couldn't see them!! I was invisible! As I stood Embracing the moment I saw some Red things in the backround.
Soon they were swarming the base. They were dog-like creatures. They were followed by things that shot acid...
Jello12[MG]: Hey avenged your base totaled?
Abc[123]: Oh no my base!
Avenged77[Ts]: Well, I held him off with sum tanks
Jello12[MG]: awww
Abc[123]: NO! JELLO U STUOPID RETARD!
Jello12[MG]: wheres the cannonz?
Abc[123]: I forgot to build em...
...We were being swarmed. It wasn't good. I was slicing at the things as fast as I could. They seemed to be going for the Spikey butted things and the Shiny crystals....
"You think as I do"
I began moving away from the Humans. I was pooped out. I had made lighting again and it was tiring. Good thing we were heading back to the base.
I began to be happy about resting when I saw more red things. But this time they had buddies...
Oh no. Me and all the other people ran toward them and began killing them.
Soon enough they were killed... One of the other Lighting things glided toward me. He nodded his head and we both ran at each other. We collided and...
"The merging is complete"
...We were one huge guy. I was so proud. I seemed to be taller and...There was ships in the distance. They were heading toward us...They flew above me and I attacked!
Whoa! I had like a frikkin' superpower! I ad alot of energy too and wasn't tired! Well the ship Stopped and people appeared under it.
They ran up toward us and Began Firing at us. Before I knew it I was surrounded. Soon after I *Explosion*
"We are Risen"
Its me the Invisible guy again. I ran into another invisible guy (I couldn't see him) and we seem to have turned red.
At 1st I thought it was just alot of blood but I didnt feel any pain. We began Gliding toward the entrance of the canyon.
A few minutes passed then We saw some tanks coming our way. I focused on one and it changed colors! Without a paintjob chnage! It was a true miracle....
*Phoosh*
I was a tank...But how? Suddenly I got the urge too Serve some greasy old guy named adun and *boom*...
....I watched as my "Miracle" Got blown to pieces As the other tanks and infantry ripped it apart...
Abc[123]: Dangit!
Avenged77[Ts]: Well, It was surrounded by my guys. Do you think it actually woulda survived if you mced it?
Jello12[MG]: haha, now thats pretty stupid...
"Teleport Successful"
I looked down. I was in the air and I suppose I did teleport from somewhere...But where. Oh well it didnt matter. From up here I could see anything! Speaking of seeing anything, In the distance I saw red people and green people fighting. While the people below me were blue.
I saw flying Red things tear the green things apart. When there was no more green stuff. They headed toward me...
I heard their screams when they were still a mile away. They got within the borders of my city and I began shooting missiles at them. They looked like dragons mainly cause of the wings. They were actually quite graceful. But sadly, Before I had a chance to explore I...*BOOM*
Abc[123]: NOOOOO
Jello12[MG]: YESSSS
Avenged77[Ts]: Gaaaaayyyy
Jello12[MG]: Did you just call me gay?
Avenged77[Ts]: maybe...
"It is a good day too die"
I didn't wanna die. But I don't wanna argue with that. It was nice and sunny and a warm day. The Tundra looked so promi...
Wait! When did I get in the middle of an iceworld? I looked down and whoa...I was far up.
"Haha at last!"
I began moving toward the middle of the canyon. In the distance I could see dragon type things killing a green village...
*Avenged77[Ts] was eliminated*
Avenged77[Ts]: Ahhh crap
*Avenged77[Ts] has left the game*
Jello12[MG]: heh heh...Don;t call meh gehy again!
Abc[123]: Can I call you gay?
Jello12[MG]: ummm, no
Abc[123]: Dangit, ur gay XD
Jello12[MG]: :) You just caused your army alot of pain...
...The flying dragons were flying toward me. Before I knew it I was heading toward them at top speed! We met at a cliff about a mile away from My base. They swarmed me and *explosion*
"Carrier has arrived"
That sounded like a postman thing to say! Oh well. Immediatly I saw some Dragon things heading toward me. They swarmed the whole base. I looked at the ground and every building was getting destroyed.
Why wasn't I attacked?
Right after I thought that, a little thing come out of a portal on my ships sto...Whoa ship!?!?
Anyways, It came out...What a pathetic little thing...It was horrible. It barely even did damage and it was slow at shooting. Kinda like something on starwars. Once that little thing started killing all the beasts looked right at me and flew at me. From that moment on, I knew, I was screwed...
Jello12[MG]: w00000
Abc[123]: omg, I didnt even get to recall some ppl.
Jello12[MG]: W000
*Abc[123] has been eliminated*
Jello12[MG]: Its been a good game to all and to all a good night.
*Abc[123] has left the game*
*Jello12[MG] has left the game*
That was another one of the what really happens in Starcraft! This game is actually based on a real game except I came in 2nd. Avenged won cause hes a frikkin' pro at owning Zerg.
Well I hoped you like and remember.
Be careful of what you do to your units, They have feelings as well.
Jello12
Note: I resubmitted cause of the announcement...Yeah. Ha. So repost comments if you feel the need to.
| 1, jello12 | |||||||
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Note: I resubmitted cause of the announcement...Yeah. Ha. So repost comments if you feel the need to O wait it already says it up there! |
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| 2, Dragynknight | |||||||
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lololololololololololololololoolol good |
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| 3, jello12 | |||||||
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haha, this ones not as popular as the 1st one ;( | ||||||
| 4, XeroX | |||||||
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The beginng of the 1rst and the begining of this oneŽs great, it really made me laugh a lot, but then it turned kinda repetitive and stop being funny, but the scv and probe parts were great iŽll give U exc n_n | ||||||
| 5, Batchelor | |||||||
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More of the same really. I Laughed a few times. Personally, I think you should stop at #2. Anything else would be dragging the premise in the dirt. Got a good from me. Minus points for basically doing the same thing over again. |
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| 6, jello12 | |||||||
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I tried doing a different thing, But I couldn't think of anyting. Sorry, well, only the probe part is,,,yeah | ||||||
| 7, psychocutter | |||||||
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EXP for you! ^^ ------------------------- High Templar: Kasah of dinihairy! Psychocutter: WTH is that? enigma language or is it gibberish? |
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| 8, jello12 | |||||||
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thanks! Jello12: Merry Christmas! Neighbor: Its May 23rd get a life Carrier: Carrier has arrived! Jello12: Hey the Mails here! |
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| 9, psychocutter | |||||||
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Another dialogue..  ------------------ Psychocutter: What is the meaning of sand dunes? Zergling: urghh..... (stupid accent) Dragoon: It's Adun in the desert! Psychocutter: You're both mindless fools! It was ballroom dancing.. ----------------- Ballet Instructor: Ok, follow my steps, 1,2,3! 1,2,3! Probe 1: *dances* Jukon! Jukon! Probe 2: *dances* Beep beep beep! Probe 3: *zaps the instructor* Beep! Ballet Instructor: OUCHH!!!!! *dances like a weirdo while being zapped* |
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Bad Ears.. Aiur.. noo! Air!! ---------------------------- Zealot:My Life for Aiur Alphawolves:Are you serious?!?! your life for air??? Zealot:I said Aiur stupid Alphawolves  h really..Zealot  amn You!! (Slashes Alphawolves with Psi Blades)Alphawolves:Where's my phone gotta call 911 awwww... my dialogue got errors!! ----------Corrected Dialogue.. don't read the dialogue with errors---- Zealot: My Life for Aiur Alphawolves: Are you serious?!?! your life for air??? Zealot: I said Aiur stupid Alphawolves: Oh really.. Zealot: Damn You!! (Slashes Alphawolves with Psi Blades) Alphawolves: Where's my phone gotta call 911 |
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| 11, jello12 | |||||||
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nice dialogues  |
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Another dialogue -------------- Psychocutter: Hmm.. it's a Hive, where's the bees? Drone: I don't know, ask the queen. --Later that day-- Psychocutter: Where's the bees, Queeny? Queen: They're not Zerg, so I ate them all, the stingers tasted good. Psychocutter: GROSS! *vomits* One, day in Psychocutter's map making room. ------- Psychocutter: Don't drink my coffee, you zealot! It's bad to your health. Zealot: Oh really? What do I get from drinking "coffee" Psychocutter: You will move too fast and you can't control your actions and lastly, your uncontrolled actions might ruin my map in progress! Oh wait, my lunch is ready.. don't mess anything! (*Psycho leaves the room* Zealot drinks the coffee) Psychocutter: What happened to my map and where's my coffee? Zealot: *burp* Oops, I'm in a lot of trouble.. Psychocutter: I hate you, you're so stubborn and disobedient!! *electrocutes the zealot with a zapper* |
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| 13, jello12 | |||||||
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uhhhhh ok. ______________________ Jello12: Man I need someone to cook my steak Firebat: Need a light? Jello12: Uhhh sure Firebat: You got it *Firebat shoots flames at steak but behind the steak is jello12, jello12 is badly burned* Jello12: Ow, thanks Firebat: Naturally |
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At the kitchen.. -------------- Psychocutter: It's dinner time! Guess what's on the menu. Hydralisk: Shrimps? Zergling: uhhmmm.... Roasted Pork? Psychocutter: No, you idiots! It's steamed vegetables! It's vegetarian day! Hydralisk: Excuse me, gotta go to the bathroom.. *goes up to the bathroom and vomits* Zergling: Uhh... I need to.. uhhh... get some fresh air.. *goes outside and vomits also* Psychocutter: They're such fools! They fell for my prank... They did not know the dish for dinner is Meat Loaf, too bad its their favorite mwehehehe.. evil laugh* |
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Halloween... --------- Psychocutter: Trick or Treat! Kerrigan: Get off my lair you filthy child! Psychocutter: Give me candy or I'll trick you! Kerrigan: Blah blah your stupid terran butt! Do you know I'm the queen b*tch of the universe? Psychocutter: Retard! Here's your trick! *Holds Kerrigan by the hand and zaps her with an electric buzzer* Kerrigan: Here's your candy *confused/dizzy* Psychocutter: That's much better *leaves the lair* Kerrigan: Ughhh... *faints* It's christmas! ------- Psychocutter: Ooooh.. gifts.. what's inside them. Hydralisk: What's in those weird things? Psychocutter: Presents.. what else? Hydralisk: Presents? Is it human word for stupidly made stuff? Psychocutter: Shut up you damn moron! *Opens a gift box and brings out the chainsaw* Hydralisk: waaaaaa!! Psychocutter: Get over here you moron! |
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Biology 101: Why are marines dumb ---------------- Biology Teacher: Ok, let's begin dissecting your frogs! Marine: Bet, this will be gross! Medic: I can't wait..  Ghost: Say, did someone took the surgical knife? Medic: I do have 2 surgical knives.. Ghost: Great! Later that moment! After the experiment! ---------------- Biology Teacher: *gasp* OO What happened to this frog? Medic: He did it sir! He keeped on poking the frog's heart and lungs! Ghost: Yeah! The experiment is supposed to give us A+ and he ruined it! Biology Teacher: Young Man, I would to see you after class Marine: *gulp* Biology Teacher: *murmurs* No wonder most of the marine fail science class, they're just too dumb. |
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| 18, jello12 | |||||||
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...ok... |
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Fencing class --------------- Fencing Student: En Gaurde! Taste my speed! Zealot: In your face! *stabs the fencer in the face* Fencing Student: It burns! call 911! Zealot: Oops, I'm in a lot of trouble! Gym Teacher: You're in trouble, thin legs! |
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Spoiled Brat.. Angelina!!!! ------------ Angelina: Hydra, what are you doing? Hydralisk: Having an affair wih my friend. Angelina: No! She's not your friend! she's your girlfriend! Hydralisk: No, she's not and aren't you suppose to be asleep? Angelina: Whatever hydra, you're such a liar Hydralisk: She's my friend! Angelina: Prove me she's just your friend... hit her in the face? Hydralisk: WTF? Are you crazy? Fine then! *hits the female hydralisk* Girlfriend Hydra: I'm soo outta here *hits back the male hydra* Angelina: Ok, now I know she's just your friend! Hydralisk: *dizzy* I'm dizzy, man, that was one mean hottie... |
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| 21, lyye | |||||||
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Just as I thought.. EXP |
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| 22, jello12 | |||||||
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thanks! And ok Psycho thats enough XD. Utterly Depressed, Jello12 |
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guys, whats imao, rofl, meh? | ||||||
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Lmao=Laugh my ass off/out Rofl=rolling on floor laughing | ||||||
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meh= (i don't know, I think it means *grunt*, or something: Some Guy: How are you doing? Some other guy: Meh.) I would like the story better if there were less spelling, etc, jello... P.S. i mean less spelling, etc errors |
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