Starcraft

In the Life of a Terran Science Vessel:

By Jello12







May, 16th, 2495: Today I arrived at base camp, The ride here was utterly long and horrible, I can't believe I'm here on some boring section of Korhal than in Mar Sara City. I mean, One day, you're fine and have no problems whatsoever. The next, your in a base camp in the middle of no where on the nuked world of Korhal. I mean, I wish I was back home with Julie and Clark. Life was alot better than this, I haven't been here one stinkin' day and I'm already bored out of my mind and hot as hot as it is in hell. Hopefully It'll play out good, Or shoot at it depending how you look at it. Maybe they'll let me go if I have twenty kills in one day...

May, 21st, 2495: Well, not much has happened here. Just, heh, gasp a few scantids. Most of us just kill Scantids for fun but some don't. They feel as if these animals have feelings too and should be treated with care. I can't wait until someone gets stung by one, That'll teach 'em to be nice to 'em. No sight of Zerg at all, not even Protoss. Nuttin' but bare lands.

June, 6th, 2495: We had a few action a couple days ago, some Zergs attacked our base. I got to Irradiate one. A small zergling, just waiting to be Irradiated. I hate this place, Though I hope I can build enough courage to ask that Marine I saw for some Pizza. Of course, whenever you do something like that, You have to wear an athletic cup, ya can't go around without one of those. 'Specially when you live someone as tough as Mar Sara City. All the way to the Grand Junction of Tarsonis. Even though, no one lives there anymore.

June, 21st, 2495: I'm being Transported to the Maekay Region of Korhal. Hopefully I might see some action there, Ya know. In all my time here, I've only been in an actually Science Vessel about, ummm, what? Three times... Of course, That might be a good thing. When I Irradiated that 'ling I wasn't sure what button was Detect or Matrix. But oh well, I hit the right one luckily.

June, 30th, 2495: More war yesterday. This time against Protoss, Gosh, I hate 'em! They're so annoying. Their Shields don't come off easy. But anyways, I Shockwaved alot of them, That was fun. We lost 15 men! Can you believe it was that low!?!??!

July, 4th, 2495: Today was...Utterly odd. Before I came here no one had told me of Zergs that burrow themselves in the ground and attack unseen! I mean, what kind of Umojan *BLEEP* came up with that idea? "And zey go in zeh ground! Zen, Zeh send spikes after you! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAA" That was a pretty pointless thought, But why had no ones told me of these creatures. Oh well, Anyways...In other news, I accidentally helped us. I was trying to figure out how to use my buttons right, when I accidentally turn on the cloak...*Bling* Theres an Observer right in our base, It was taken down quickly. What a coincidence.

July, 24th, 2495: Why did the Wraith Pilots get the day off today? Well, no thats no joke, but the correct answer is Its nation Wraith Thankfulness day...Who the heck came up with that idea? It sounds like another Umojan idea but whatever. I wish they'd have a science vessels thankfulness day. Oh well, I'll just wait until that day comes.

July, 30th, 2495: Well that was great, We had several Marines and Ghosts get killed by the sting of scantids. Wow, what wusses. Hmm, maybe the myth that if you poke a critter long enough, it'll explode isn't true. Cause in these losers cases, If you poke it too much it bites you, or explodes into anger.

August, 16th, 2495: Interesting, in all the times i've been in a Science Vessel i've never seen the self-destruct button...Until today. I was looking at it then Smith said, "Don't touch that button!" Then he explained what it was. Thats weird, I don't think I would know what the big button with "SELF DESTRUCT, CAUTION" Written on it would do? Wow, maybe Smith should either get a girl or get a life...Or write a novel on how he got as smart as he is today.

August, 21st, 2495: I just got some good news today, I'll be sent back to Mar Sara at the end of this year! That's great in my opinion! Then again, I love my job...Slop for breakfast, lunch, dinner. Gettin' slapped by every girl you walk near, and my favorite. Listen to Umojans blab on about how they got the guts to live on an ice covered world filled with nothing but Ursadons! I think I could survive that.

September, 11th, 2495: Today we got attacked bad! Carriers inturupted our nice evening break, and I was thinking we would have no more attacks! I got my hopes up way to high, ow, my foot numbs right now, maybe I shouldn't sit on it. Anyways, Yesterday, I was in my nice little Vessel I was playing Galactic Space Battle and all of the sudden, Smith walks in. "Thats the gayest game ever" He says, I reply with a "Well your the gayest man ever" That got him mad. I didn't think that any little Umojan guy could get so red...and blue...and green...and yellow so fast. He was like a mood ring, changes color on the mood. Except when hes mad, It changes color every 3 seconds. After that he just stormed out of the room. Tell you the truth I was actually quite scared. I thought he might come back with a Canister Rifle or something. But he didn't.

September, 30th, 2495: I think the Dylarians are gettin' mad about the little Umojans. They always seem as if they always want to fight the Umojans. I don't blame them. I wouldn't want some sqauky Umojan ministers sittin' by my table. I think one of these days those Dylar peoples are gonna crack. Speaking of crack, there was this fat a** guy sittin' in front of my in the Vessel. Goodness, He should have pulled his pants up. This is just a reminder to all...Crack Kills.

October, 16th, 2495: Its actually gettin' a little chilly up here on Korhal. I don't think it'll last long though. Just a little weather change maybe. Don't you ever feel that SCVs need help....Serious help. I mean they're so thin-minded. If we get attacked they scream and wonder what to do but they keep on mining. Its like "Oh my gosh! What will we do? We're being attacked!"
"Shut up and keep mining"
"Great idea!"
I mean its just stupid. Those little tiny brains from Dylar II.

October, 31st, 2495: Mwaahhahaha Its halloween my friends! Ahh, I love the history of Halloween. Its been around for centuries. We had a nice little part over at the CC today. I dressed up as a Zergling. I guess the enemies were partying too. No attacks. Just imagine it. The Zerglings dressing up as Marines and the Zealots dressing up as SCVs! Just imagine if other races celebrated halloween. It'd be amazing!

November. 5th, 2495: Todays my birthday! I'm turning 22! Go me! Its my birthday and we gonna party like its my birthday! Well I absolutely cannot wait until December. Cause then I get let go! Other then my birthday, the nastiest thing i've ever seen in my life happened today. We were just sittin' in the vessel, Actin' cool...When we see a queen. The alarms are sounded and we all get ready. A poor Marine by the name of Freddie Hill was standing near a bunker waiting for the queen to come when. We see a little thing in the air. It hits Freddie and "BLAH" He just evaporates into the air. Not really, Just his skin disappeared. And he fell to the ground, We all knew he was infested and that Broodlings would be him soon. So we killed him right away. Poor Freddie.

November, 22nd, 2495: Nothing really happened today or...in the last week or so. Its been real quiet around here lately. I feel as if something is going to come up. Anyways, Today three soldiers were diagnosed with Albenheimers disease. The disease that was 1st found it the corpses of zerg...I wonder what will happen to those poor soldiers.

December, 11th, 2495: It was announced that all Science Vessels will leave on new years day, of 2496! That is some of the best announcements i've ever had. Now I can finally leave this Radiated desert and get the heck back to My wife n' kids.

December, 25th, 2495: Merry Christmas and it will be a happy new year. You won't believe how many letters were recieved today in the Space mail. In the 1st hour of this morning they counted 294 letters. Thats absolutely crazy. I wish I was sent home earlier so i could spend my time with family instead of Umojans and Dylarians (Who recently got in a fist fight with the Umojans) ooh, more good news. Did I mention that last month Smith died! Thats great! I don't have a roommate anymore! He got owned by some...Queen!

January, 1st, 2496: Well, i'm off. And good riddens too all of you. At least everyone in my base camp. My kill total for my time here was 37 kills. All by Irradiate. Thats actually considered pro for a science vessel. The Government actually wants me to get promoted to a Battlecruiser but. No, Thank you i'm fine.






Authors Note: I didn't spell Squeaky wrong in the one place. It was Squaky, as in a parrot squaks. Sooooo yeah. Comment and rate!